Matt Long

Name: Matthew Clayton 

height: 5' 10" (178 cm)

eye color: blue

hair color: dark brown

birthday: May 18, 1980

birthplace:  Winchester, Kentucky, USA

Matt Long is famous for his role (among girls) as Tyler opposite Amanda Bynes in the film Sydney White and for portraying the role as young Johnny Blaze in the Marvel film, The Ghost Rider.

Xian Lim

The Avengers Funny Scenes - *Spoiler Alert*

I have just watched The Avengers earlier (Philippine date & time - April 28, 2012, 6:10p.m.).  I really want to watch it on the premiere night but couldn't find time. Anyway,

Disclaimers:
1) PLEASE DON'T PROCEED IF YOU HAVEN'T WATCHED THE FILM AS THIS POST CONTAINS SPOILERS.
2) Dialogues are non-verbatim since I could only type as far as I remember.

I'll be talking about the funny scenes here that those who watched the film can relate to. For those who haven't, you might no longer be able to laugh watching the film. But of course, watching it is another experience.

Just some background:

• Agent Phil Coulson hero-worships Captain America and thus, might be Captain America's no.1 fan.
• Captain America has recently just woke up from the World War II period and thus, is very much outdated with the new technology (obvious, duh).
• S.H.I.E.L.D. is a fictional espionage and secret military law-enforcement agency in the Marvel Comics Universe. (source:wikipedia)
• S.H.I.E.L.D. Helicarrier - headquarters' ship (submarine + aircraft). 

Ok, here goes the funny scenes:

Funny Scene 1:
Agent Phil Coulson: It really is an honor for me having to meet you in person.
Captain America: Really? Thank you. <some dialogue> How did you find me?
Coulson: <explains> 
<some dialogues>
Coulson: I used to stare at your face when you were unconscious. <I smell Edward Cullen here>
Captain America: *aghast*
Coulson: But of course, it's different now seeing you're awake.


Funny Scene 2:
After capturing Loki and locking him up in the jet on the way to the SHIELD. headquarters, Thor (yet unknown to them) disrupted the jet flown by Captain America, Iron Man, & Black Widow and took Loki with him.
Iron Man is about to fly off the jet and Captain America stopped him.
Captain America: We need a plan of attack!
Iron Man: I have a plan. ATTACK! *took off*


Funny Scene 3:
<This takes right after Thor took Loki> After the Loki vs. Thor fight, comes Thor vs. Iron Man (IM) and then Captain America (CA) vs. Thor, and CA + IM vs. Thor and then...
Thor hits Captain America's shield with his hammer. *The Vacuum Force Effect*
Captain America (facing Thor and Iron Man): Are we done here?


Funny Scene 4:
<Helicarrier meeting>
Black Widow (talking about her partner Hawkeye's hypnosis-like state done by Loki): How about how he (Loki) was able to turn people like monkeys?
Thor: I don't understand-
Captain America: I DO!
Everyone: ...
Captain America: I understand what is meant by the monkey treatment.


Funny Scene 5:
<still, a part of the Helicarrier meeting>
Thor (talking about Loki): And he's my brother.
Natasha Romanoff (Black Widow): He killed about 80 people for the past 2 days.
Thor: He was adopted.

Funny Scene 6:
<Iron Man enters the party of the rest of the Avengers in Dr. Banner/Hulk's office>
Iron Man: *talks lots of stuffs*
Dr. Banner: Since when are you an expert in Astrophysics?
Iron Man: Last night.

Funny Scene 7:
Captain America: Why is SHIELD planning to use the tesseract for new weapons?
Nick Fury: It was his fault! *points to Thor*
Thor: What?!
Nick: <nonverbatim> There was a time when we were alerted with the strong presence of... A strong force we could not possibly defeat in the future. We are only making steps for future defense.
<Remember in the movie, Thor how Thor went to earth?>


Funny Scene 8:
<mayhem among the group, accusations, one could be a threat >
Steve Rogers (to Tony Stark): Big man in a suit of armor, take that away, what are you?
Iron Man: A genius, billionaire, playboy, philanthropist ...


<some dialogue>
Steve Rogers (to Tony Stark): You are just a *blah blah blah...*
Iron Man: And you are just a laboratory rat.


<some dialogue>
Dr. Bruce Banner/Hulk (explaining about himself): I was exposed to gamma rays *and stuff*
Thor: Really. Humans are petty. Untidy. *some ugly adjectives*

Funny Scene 9:
[Loki, about to make Tony Stark his servant like the way he did Hawkeye.]
[Points his scepter at Tony Stark's heart]
[Utter Failure] *Apparently, Tony Stark no longer has a heart*


Funny Scene 10:
(While instructing Captain America how to save the Engine 1 of SHIELD Helicarrier)
Iron Man: *talks about engines, computer parts, Physics concepts*
Captain America (can't follow Iron Man's instruction): Please speak in English!

Funny Scene 12:

Captain America goes deeper into the city  and finds the police. [Instructs them things to do]
Head Police Officer: Why should we take orders from you?
<An alien suddenly comes in and Captain America punched it away>
<More aliens come and Captain America defeats them all>
When the fighting ceases:
Head Police Officer: *gives orders to his subordinates, following Capt. America's orders*

Funny Scene 12:

After the defeat of the huge-worm-like-alien-robot, the alien crashed the building with the Hulk and Thor atop its head. And then comes their dramatic triumphant walk on the building. And then...
<Hulk punched Thor nonchalantly with his left hand, sending him off the scene.>
*Angry Hulk is always angry. Wants the scene just for himself.*


Funny Scene 13:
Loki: I'm a God! I can't be bullied by a --
The Hulk (as usual, always in rage): *grabs Loki's legs like a doll and hammers him about the ground*

Funny Scene 14:
Everyone looking at Iron Man, in grief. And assuming he's dead.
The Hulk (as about to pour his heart out) screams in rage and sadness.
[Iron Man wakes up in shock].


So there, I could still remember some other funny scenes but I might not pull them off writing them. For those who are yet to watch the film (wow, you sure like spoilers, huh?), are you still not convinced to watch this funny and awesome adaptation of the marvel comics?


The Avengers is a Joss Whedon film. Screenplay by Joss Whedon. Story written by Zak Penn and Joss Whedon. And directed by Joss Whedon (again). Joss Whedon really is a greedy and selfish person. :)) No, he's just that great! He nailed it! I hope the sequel will be equally as great.


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Lee Dong Wook

Name: 이동욱 

height: 6' 1" (185 cm)

eye color: dark brown

hair color: dark brown

birthday: November 6, 1981

birthplace:  Korea

blood type: B

University: Saejung University

 

Prince Charles / Prince Leonard of Cinderella Monogatari

Do you know that Cinderella's Prince Charming is a wanderlust and truant boy?

          He's so bored and unwilling to take his lessons with his tutor at home (which happens to be just a huge palace) that he would find ways to escape, disguising himself as a commoner by wearing civilian clothes. He is a fibber who weaves lies, one after another. Well, this is the rendition of a Japanese anime TV series by Mondo and Tatsunoko, Cinderella Monogatari  made on 1995.  

Originally, the prince in the series goes by the name Charles and so with the other translations. But back in 1997 (I was just seven years old then), ABS-CBN of my country, Philippines changed his name to Leonard (read as Lenard for those Pinoys who misspell his name).

Anton del Rosario

Full name: Anton Edward Quimson del Rosario

height: 5' 11" (180 cm)

eye color: dark brown

hair color: black

birthday: December  23, 1981

birthplace:  San Francisco, California, USA

Anton del Rosario is a Fil-Am footballer who plays as right winger or center Defender for Kaya FC and The Philippine National Team sporting jersey no.4.

Piolo Pascual

Full name: Piolo Jose Norkis Pascual

height: 5' 11" (180 cm)

eye color: dark brown

hair color: black

birthday:  January 12, 1977

birthplace:  Philippines

Colton Dixon voted off in American Idol 2012

Just 2 nights ago, sporting a red highlight with matching red pants,  Colton Dixon performed Lady Gaga's Bad Romance. He's always been told to look straight into the camera as his sexy eye-stare would always win him votes. But sadly on thursday night (friday morning in the Philippines), seems like his smoldering eyes failed him. It was a shocking elimination that took him off American Idol this season. It was really unexpected. Tonight's result has become a bad romance for him.

I just hope that somehow, the music industry will give him a record deal as he has the greatest number of fans this season. I would surely buy his first album in his debut!

Did he deserve to go? What's your say?

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Misagh Bahadoran

Full name: Misagh Medina Bahadoran

height: 5' 7" (171 cm)

eye color: bluish gray

hair color: dark brown

birthday: January 10, 1987

birthplace:  Malabacat, Pampanga Philippines

Misagh was born from a pure Iranian father and a Filipina mother. He's the 3rd child of his family with six siblings.  He graduated with a degree in Dentistry at Centro Escolar University. He is currently playing as Forward in Global FC with Jersey no. 9 and of The Philippine National Football Team or Azkals.  He might be small for a guy unlike his 6-footer teammates. But what he lacks in height, he makes up for his football skills. Having been trained in Futsal as a child, he was able to hone his kicking abilities and made it to the roster of the National Team with a position of Forward. 

One can easily be captivated with his beauty. It has to do with his rare-colored eyes (so much for a Filipino, half that is). His beauty is actually just a bonus to his nice personality. He always has this friendly demeanor and warmth towards his fans. This athlete is one heck of a good guy.